i hear from various sources that the legend that is Big Dunc is involved / running a soccer school over in Spain. as i understand the big man lives over that way these days so it would make sense i guess. unconfirmed (and totally made up) sessions could be:
how to be a man and take no grief from anyone on the pitch
how to terrify the other lot from over the park just by looking at them (hello sammi hypia)
how to celebrate by winging your shirt over your head and look cool as fuck whilst showing your tat off
how to care for your pigeons
how to be what a footballer should be unlike these modern nancys and mercaneries (which we thankfully don't have at everton anyway)
as you can tell i am a massive Dunc fan and love the big guy to bits - i think i would prob faint if i ever met him ha ha! :-)
